La-zy

Don't ask me for any wit.  I am too lazy to write this week. 

Too lazy to post a picture.

Too lazy to wax my legs.

Too lazy to fold last week's laundry, throw the empty plastic bottles in the recycling bin, bring the chairs back under the porch, answer the phone, water the plants, empty the refrigerator.

I will live with the smells.  I'll dig for polyester shirts.  I'll wear pants.

I'll microwave dinner.

I'll eat breakfast in bed, sleep in the crumbs.

I need a break, a vacation, a breather, a cat-nap, a snow day.  Yes,a snow day, in Houston in May. 

Is it too much to ask?